We were asked if we were (as we so often claim to be) actually naked while broadcasting. To be perfectly honest, it had grown quite chilly in the studio... we had to put out outer vestaments back on. However (being like any other whore of mass media), I lied through my teeth. At this point, the caller challlenged me. I invited her up to the station to find out.
Big Mistake... She showed up. With a friend. 2 witnesses to my lie. Additionally, a good friend (Will- producer of The Creep Show on Channel 8) of mine stopped by as well. We (Will and I- Mike remained the one reasonable person) decided that it would be in our best interest to drop our drawers at least. At this point, we're in our drawers (we both wear boxers).
The guests complained that we weren't completely naked, and we started getting crap from callers about it as well. At that point, another set of visitors stopped by to see if we really were naked. Hmmm... To make a long story not near as long, I decided to feign some shred of integrity and prove myself trustworthy. Will and I spent the remainder of the show completely naked.
Oh, by the way... It was an extra-long show... we shut down at 5:30 am... Geee... aren't we cool?
-Miles
*note: no animals were harmed during the broadcast of the Miles Longer and Naked Dave Show. Additionally, all actors and participants are at least 18 years of age... documentation can be gotten from the Department of Silliness- Rutherford County branch.
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